Entertainment

I Was Here First!

Shahms E. King — Wed, 13 Apr 2005 07:23:00 GMT

Oh what silliness ensues when questing after the famed "first mover" advantage. Of course, if Microsoft does ship the XBox Deux before Christmas it might mean something . . . then again, it won't. It looks like the positions for the next round are reversed with Microsoft being first to market with an inferior product and Sony coming out (much) later with a more powerful box. Sony has also announced the PS3 will be backwards compatible with both PSOne and PS2 games; the only word from Microsoft has been "maybe". There is much speculation about using Virtual PC 7 for playing older XBox games, but nothing definite. On the game front, the Japanese might actually buy the XBox Deux and there have been many "defections" from Nipponese game makers. Should make for an exciting few years of gaming...

If only Judas would stop teamkilling...

This Post is Not For Critics

Shahms E. King — Wed, 24 Mar 2004 07:19:00 GMT

I can't decide if this is the best review of "Jersey Girl" yet, or just funny...

A Nagging Question About Porn

Shahms E. King — Sat, 31 Jan 2004 11:33:00 GMT

Being an American Male in the Internet Age, I have watched my share of porn. Everytime I do, there is this nagging question at the back of my mind: Where do they find these (occasionally hot) women that will let (sometimes large numbers of) random, greasy, strangers spooge on their faces while they pretend to enjoy it? I don't wonder this out of some purile lust for these women that I, quite frankly, find both hygenically and intellectually unpleasant, but out of the morbid curiosity of someone who sees a 1984 Ford Pinto 12 feet off the ground in tree and asks "How did they do that?"

The only answer I can come up with: New Jersey.

Now, this obviously only applies to American porn with American performers. Clearly, there are enough dirt-poor hot Russians (and eastern Europeans in general) to supply even the avaricious American appetite. And, aside from New Jersey's shady reputation, I have only one point of evidence to support this allegation (since you'd have to be Rex Harrison to identify an accent with nothing but a "oh, yeah, baby"). Simple put, the only place in America, outside of the 80's, where people still have hair like that is in New Jersey. So couple the excessive hair with the circumstances required for someone to think that pr0n is a "healthy way to earn a buck" and the only place that leaves is New Jersey. Obviously Jersey isn't the exclusive porn star supplier for the United States, but I would guess it is one of their major exports.